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    dg_moore is offline Been here awhile... What I drive: Genesis 3.8 V6 Sedan
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    Satnav

    I have a little Satnav
    It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are

    I have a little Satnav
    I've had it all my life
    It's better than the normal ones,
    My Satnav is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
    "You're doing thirty five"

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    nd tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice

    It fills me up with counseling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I only wish that now and then
    I could turn the bugger off
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    Default Re: Satnav

    Nice! well said.
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    Default Re: Satnav

    Hahahahahahahaha. Nice. This belongs in the OT section, but is still quite entertaining
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    Thanks for all your responses regarding the RHF Antenna that I discovered under my Genny. Turns out my car was installed with teletrac at the dealership, and this is just the tracking antenna that the police use to locate the vehicle (kind of like Lo-Jack).
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    I would take it off, hook it up to a small battery and FedEx that bitch around the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneFunGenesis View Post
    Hahahahahahahaha. Nice. This belongs in the OT section, but is still quite entertaining
    Noooooo! This belongs in the Poetry section!
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    IF we had one . It is one beautiful piece of work!

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