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HOW TO AVOID 90% SPEEDING TICKETS
Unfortunately – even in my older years – I can not slow down. I’ve had 11 motorcycles each over 1000 CC’s and the only reason I don’t have one now – is because I know I’d rarely be under a hundred MPH. Likewise with my Genesis. Eighty percent of the time – I’m driving 10 MPH over the speed limit. The other 20% of the time – I’m driving 30 to 50 MPH over the speed limit - and just can’t help it. I mean – how can you own a Genesis - and not use that power. And of course every G37 and alike that pulls aside – hey? It’s on.
What I’m about to tell you now – will save your wallet - if you’re ABLE to employ it 100% of the time you drive. Again: Not debatable – where I have used this technique for decades. It works. And that is – for radar to be effective – it has to get a straight - head on look-see of your car racing towards it.
In order to get a straight on show of you car – the officers (who never ever speed themselves when off duty – ohhhhhh yehhhh) have to be in front of you – and obviously – on one side of the road or the other. In order to do this – they typically have to PARK - which is where my wallet saving technique comes into the picture. And that is – if you see a car parked along EITHER side of the road – slow down. I’m not talking neighborhoods where there are cars everywhere. I’m talking any street outside of neighborhoods - in which the speed limit is at least 30.
Born with Eagle eyes – I can see a parked car – 5 times further away – than their radar ever hoped of working. And believe me – this has saved me literally – three times in the last 2 months alone – never mind countless times in the past.
Again: If you are even going over the limit by 10 MPH – and you see a parked car along either side of the road – SLOW DOWN to the limit. I have another way of handling this however. I slow down to like 15 to 20 (if no one is behind me) and drive that speed the half to three quarters of a mile till I go by the cop. And when I do – I smile and shake my finger from side to side like Baboo of Seinfeld – letting him know – not this time pal.
In all honesty – all of years of driving – this has saved my butt at least 50 to 75 times – if not more. On highways – hey? If you don’t employ this – you’re crazy. This is a must for highways. Any and EVERY car I see parked on the side of the road where a) there are no other cars and b) cars don’t park – I take the lead foot off the gas and it is a win!!
Unfortunately – even in my older years – I can not slow down. I’ve had 11 motorcycles each over 1000 CC’s and the only reason I don’t have one now – is because I know I’d rarely be under a hundred MPH. Likewise with my Genesis. Eighty percent of the time – I’m driving 10 MPH over the speed limit. The other 20% of the time – I’m driving 30 to 50 MPH over the speed limit - and just can’t help it. I mean – how can you own a Genesis - and not use that power. And of course every G37 and alike that pulls aside – hey? It’s on.
What I’m about to tell you now – will save your wallet - if you’re ABLE to employ it 100% of the time you drive. Again: Not debatable – where I have used this technique for decades. It works. And that is – for radar to be effective – it has to get a straight - head on look-see of your car racing towards it.
In order to get a straight on show of you car – the officers (who never ever speed themselves when off duty – ohhhhhh yehhhh) have to be in front of you – and obviously – on one side of the road or the other. In order to do this – they typically have to PARK - which is where my wallet saving technique comes into the picture. And that is – if you see a car parked along EITHER side of the road – slow down. I’m not talking neighborhoods where there are cars everywhere. I’m talking any street outside of neighborhoods - in which the speed limit is at least 30.
Born with Eagle eyes – I can see a parked car – 5 times further away – than their radar ever hoped of working. And believe me – this has saved me literally – three times in the last 2 months alone – never mind countless times in the past.
Again: If you are even going over the limit by 10 MPH – and you see a parked car along either side of the road – SLOW DOWN to the limit. I have another way of handling this however. I slow down to like 15 to 20 (if no one is behind me) and drive that speed the half to three quarters of a mile till I go by the cop. And when I do – I smile and shake my finger from side to side like Baboo of Seinfeld – letting him know – not this time pal.
In all honesty – all of years of driving – this has saved my butt at least 50 to 75 times – if not more. On highways – hey? If you don’t employ this – you’re crazy. This is a must for highways. Any and EVERY car I see parked on the side of the road where a) there are no other cars and b) cars don’t park – I take the lead foot off the gas and it is a win!!
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