Here it is! And it went incredibly smooth. That almost never happens w/ cars. And just like anytime you work w/ plastic, doing on a warm day really helps.
Special thanks to 19 G70 3.3T ! Couldn't have done it without their initial instructions.
TOOLS:
Felt tape or Tesa tape (I had a big roll of felt tape lying around),
Plastic trim tool
Phillips screwdriver
10mm socket and wrench w/ extension (6" works perfect). IT WILL BE DIFFICULT WITHOUT A WRENCH EXTENSION
1) Use plastic pry tool to pop out the shifter bezel. I just went down the right side and it all popped out. Disconnect the wiring, it's a simple press tab.
2) Remove the right side leather console cover by popping up the left side using pry tool, then pull back and it will slide out. The right side HVAC screw is now visible.
3) You will have 6 bolts, to remove, all 10 mm, which will allow the center console to move backwards. This will allow you to get to the left side HVAC screw.
Two are next to the shifter in the console housing
Just below shifter: ignore the silver screws, you only need the bronze one
Just above shifter: again ignore the silver screws, you only need the bronze one
Two bolts in the center console compartment: first remove the felt
Here's the bolts
Bolts on each side footwell. Pop out the covers using trim tool
Driver side
Passenger side
4) Now you can slide the console back to reveal the left side HVAC screw. Needs a moderate pull but was simple
There it is!
5) Now you can unscrew it. I didn't want to pull the console back too much, so I just pushed it to the side and unscrewed it. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LET THE SCREW FALL INTO THE ABYSS. (Like the cheap screwdriver I got as a kid? Still does a great job!)
6) Now you can pull the HVAC out. Takes a moderate pull. You will hear/feel a pop, but that's ok, it's totally fine. It has 2 connections.
Just like the shifter trim, disconnect the simple press tab
This one I kept connected as I couldn't see how to undo it and didn't want to mess w/ it
7) You're ready to apply tape! I just placed it a wherever I felt there could be contact w/ the dash.
8) I popped the HVAC controls in/out 3x to make sure I got it as squeak free as possible. Finally, put it all back together in the reverse order and drive off squeak free!