FS: '15 Genesis sales brochure

[PMCErnie]

Maybe you bought a new, or used, '15 Genesis and didn't get the fancy, full-color color '15 sales brochure. I have one in perfect condition that needs a new home. These brochures are great to have on file since they have all the specs, colors, and sales pitch information about your car. Just answer below and we will work out the contact details.

 

[PMCErnie]

Anybody interested? If you missed getting one when you bought your '15 you may enjoy having one of these now for your files. Having the colorful sales brochure can also be helpful when selling your car.

 

[Mark_888]

Anybody interested? If you missed getting one when you bought your '15 you may enjoy having one of these now for your files. Having the colorful sales brochure can also be helpful when selling your car.

I have heard that at some sperm banks, these brochures are available for those donors who prefer a Genesis brochure instead of a Playboy magazine.

 

[PMCErnie]

The ad forum rules here prohibit smart remarks. Only interested buyers and sellers may post. Folks with odd sexual fantasies should seek treatment elsewhere. Try the G90 forum. There's a lot of self-pleasuring going on over there.

 

[Mark_888]

Folks with odd sexual fantasies should seek treatment elsewhere.

I am not the one with a brochure.

 

[dougmcp]

Wow, I thought the joke was both well intended and humorous without being snide but the suggestion that the G90 forum members are self-pleasurers fell with a.thud and was rather inappropriate.

 

[PMCErnie]

Wow, I thought the joke was both well intended and humorous without being snide but the suggestion that the G90 forum members are self-pleasurers fell with a.thud and was rather inappropriate.

Yet another inappropriate post here in the ad forums. Kindly follow the rules of our webmaster. If you are not a prospective buyer, or a seller, keep out of the Marketplace threads.

 

[dougmcp]

OK, I'll bite, how much are you asking for this brochure?

 

[PMCErnie]

OK, I'll bite, how much are you asking for this brochure?

Read the first post. Interested buyers only. If you are interested in buying I'll tell you how to contact me. Since you don't own a '15, it's unlikely that you want the brochure, isn't it?

 

[Mark_888]

OK, I'll bite ...

This thread is getting too kinky for me.

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[pmckechnie]

I have heard some years ago that if you went into a Roles Royce dealership and ask the price, They would just say "If you have to ask, then you can't afford it. Good day."
I am getting the same message here.

 

[dougmcp]

I have heard some years ago that if you went into a Roles Royce dealership and ask the price, They would just say "If you have to ask, then you can't afford it. Good day."
I am getting the same message here.

You're right, I guess I had enough fun with this. Thanks Paul a have a great day.

 

[dareckibmw]

Hahaha, at least it's a good way to keep this TTT

GLWS though.

 

[Mark_888]

I have heard some years ago that if you went into a Roles Royce dealership and ask the price, They would just say "If you have to ask, then you can't afford it. Good day."
I am getting the same message here.

You may be right, but I think it is really creepy that we are talking about a brochure about a car, and not the car itself. Sometimes I worry about the sanity of people who worship their cars (we are not talking about a super car here), but worshiping a brochure is just way, way over the top.

 

[PMCErnie]

I think it's really creepy that a few folks, who seem to have nothing better to do, refuse to follow our Webmaster's MARKETPLACE rules and are posting in this thread. Vehicle brochures are for sale in many venues of the big, wide, world, including on eBay. Get over it. It's a collectible, like a Mickey Mantle baseball card.

This '15 brochure is still looking for a new owner. It gets more valuable every day. It's going up on eBay if there are no takers here. PM me if you are interested. I'll even throw in some bubble gum, like the baseball cards.

 

[jrvoix]

How much is the Brochure selling for?

-Thank you.

 

[PMCErnie]

How much is the Brochure selling for?

-Thank you.

Sent an email to you. Thanks!

 

[dougmcp]

Is the Canadian brochure here https://cdn.dealereprocess.net/cdn/brochures/hyundai/2015-genesis.pdf any different than the US one you have?

 

[Mark_888]

Is the Canadian brochure here https://cdn.dealereprocess.net/cdn/brochures/hyundai/2015-genesis.pdf any different than the US one you have?

That link shows the USA brochure. Look at the last page were it talks about "America's Best Warranty" (Hyundai Canada doesn't provide the 100K mile - 10 year extended powertrain warranty to original owners).

 

[PMCErnie]

Still for sale.

You can fondle and smell this classic brochure, unlike a cheap, vapid, Internet link that could be dead (link rot) tomorrow.

Get the '15 brochure today, along with the bubble gum. Send me a PM.