Yesterday I was parked out in the open at an Office Max/Depot. I was sitting in the car with my shades on, reading the instructions on some screen cleaner I just bought and noticed a red minivan across the aisle. As I watch the van - the husband is driving and the wife is riding shotgun - not sure if there is anyone in the back...
But as they pull out of their spot they are both just straight GAWKING at the ride - which is parked with the nose facing them at an angle. Granted I had JUST finished hand detailing it - and it was a nice, sunny day - so she was lookin pretty for sure - in all her white innocence.
Anyhow - they are pointed to the right in their parking spot, but turning left to go the other way down the aisle. As they make the 170 degree turn from their spot & to the aisle - they are both locked on my car - kinda like how an Abrams Tank stays locked on target no matter what the lower half is doing.... yeah it was like that.
Well I was just about to raise my hand to get their attention & warn them...
When the guy drives smack into the back end of a car that had backed out a second earlier.
Maybe it's mean.... and perhaps even bad JuJu.... but I just tipped my head back down and had to snicker for a moment.

I felt bad for the guy... but positively giddy that it was my ride that caused this situation. She was staying pretty quiet - because she was just as guilty as he was.
Really reminded me of this...
You can't see it - but the driver's head is hanging out the window and he is still gawking at the girl. I still have the original poster of this from back in the day.