Picking up the fastest color tomorrow

[Lord Humunculous]

The combination has been so hard to find (no thanks to Hyundai no longer producing the fastest color a/o Aug) that the last dealer who decided they no longer needed to return my emails actually referred to it as a unicorn, four in the entire country with no more coming in, ever (another dealer called it unobtanium, maybe they thought I would think that was funny...I didn't). I found one in NH, one in NY, and one in Houston. Not sure where no. 4 was, I didn't search the western states. The whole process has been so suspiciously smooth I am suspicious of the suspiciously smooth smoothness. Maybe it has more to do with how universally bad Austin dealers (almost regardless of brand) really are and the fact that I am waiting for the battle and lies to begin due to such conditioning over the past 30 yrs or so. I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. The price is very right though and it's the exact combo I wanted and the dealer has almost universally positive reviews across several sites, for years...hmmm, suspicion level rises, how could such a thing be possible? Please wish this douchebag luck as once more I enter the breach. Hopefully I will be posting pics in 36hrs...

 

[pmckechnie]

You didn't mention what color you were getting and I have determined that the younger crowd around here doesn't really know the FASTEST COLOR. Well It has been proven many years ago what the fastest color really is. How many of you remember the 'Lone Ranger'. If you don't know, he was the fastest gun in the west. His edge was that he used SILVER bullets. SO, SILVER is the fastest color.

 

[Huddleston]

yay another white 5.0!

 

[jsmit86]

Must be Montecito Blue! Please tell me it's not being discontinued.

 

[Alwaysforward]

It is definitely not white as you can pick one up on any corner Must be Montecito Blue as he labeled his post "Picking up the fastest color..."

 

[Midnightsun]

My vote is for Montecito Blue as I can compare in real life. You see, my Mercedes is white and no way can it keep up with my Genesis.

 

[dareckibmw]

Let's wait ......

 

[Rloyola0426]

My Empire State Gray is definitely the fastest 3.8 in the west. My butt dyno proves it. I backed it up the other day on the way to Albertsons to buy milk.

 

[jsmit86]

My Empire State Gray is definitely the fastest 3.8 in the west. My butt dyno proves it. I backed it up the other day on the way to Albertsons to buy milk.

You backed up your butt dyno???

 

[Midnightsun]

My vote is for Montecito Blue as I can compare in real life. You see, my Mercedes is white and no way can it keep up with my Genesis.

Oh, I forgot to mention my wifes Fiat is also white and no chance in hell keeping up to me.

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[Rloyola0426]

You backed up your butt dyno???

Damn. Man down.

 

[Lord Humunculous]

See, I would have gone for a 'software download' joke there...

I will say this, unprompted my sales rep made me a ware that their dealership, as a matter of course and without charge, swap the H for wings on all Genesis'. So, one less thing to worry about. I feel like a 7yr old on dec 24th, I'm on the road tomorrow morning a little before 6am to drive down to houston, I have a feeling I will need some 5hr energy before I hit the tollway cause I prolly won't get any sleep tonight.

 

[Huddleston]

See, I would have gone for a 'software download' joke there...

I will say this, unprompted my sales rep made me a ware that their dealership, as a matter of course and without charge, swap the H for wings on all Genesis'. So, one less thing to worry about. I feel like a 7yr old on dec 24th, I'm on the road tomorrow morning a little before 6am to drive down to houston, I have a feeling I will need some 5hr energy before I hit the tollway cause I prolly won't get any sleep tonight.

it is very exciting indeed! new cars are always fun!

 

[XPO439]

Fastest color is Parisian Gray, hands down. So fast that my blue masking tape couldn't stay on <- Fact

 

[Mark_888]

This thread should come with an air sickness bag like you get on airplanes in the seat pocket in front of you. If I read one more claim about which color is the fastest, I am going to puke.

 

[Rloyola0426]

Take some Ativan. It functions very well as an antiemetic as well as an anti-anxiety medication. If you're sensitive to Ativan, compazine and zofran work really well for nausea too.

 

[Mark_888]

Take some Ativan. It functions very well as an antiemetic as well as an anti-anxiety medication. If you're sensitive to Ativan, compazine and zofran work really well for nausea too.

What color are those pills. I need something that works fast.

 

[Rloyola0426]

They are all available intravenously for instant delivery into the bloodstream. Otherwise zofran dissolves under your tongue and is white as is Ativan. Compazine is brown. Best of the 3? Ativan all day. Unless you wanna be productive and not snowed. Then it's gonna have to be zofran. But that has known side effects of headaches. Compazine is a good compromise of the two. Call your primary and get a RX stat.

 

[XPO439]

What color are those pills. I need something that works fast.

Ahaha I see what you did there, @Rloyola0426 you have to recommend something of the Parisian Gray color I heard those pills work the fastest.

 

[AustinTX]

What color are those pills. I need something that works fast.

Damn dude, you just made me spill half my sparkling water on the keyboard, while the other half went up and out my nose as I was starting to laugh hard reading this.