The Hyundai Hearse

[Sal Collaziano]

Greetings,

As you are probably aware, Hyundai has made tremendous strides in reliability and perceived value within the last several years. Adding to our line-up and updating all our models while increasing quality has been our number one goal. Due to current uncertain economic times, we have devised a two-pronged strategy to help ease your concerns about remaining profitable while still offering the best service possible.

With that in mind, we proudly present the latest variation of our upcoming Genesis sedan, the Hyundai Cemetery Transport System, based on the Genesis V8 model of our upcoming flagship. Pictured is the standard Hyundai CTS/G8, but we can custom build to order.

With the price of luxury based hearses escalating at an alarming rate, we at Hyundai felt it was our patriotic duty to help alleviate the situation by offering the look of quality combined with the frugality that your customers increasingly demand. While other manufacturers may balk at the prospect of combining quality, value, style, and innovation into a single package, we look at it as yet another opportunity to prove we're the right choice for America.

As to the second prong of our plan; whether your particular business is high or low volume, having expensive high maintenance luxury vehicles sitting around unused just doesn't make good economic sense. Our innovative and exciting solution (and the core of our concept) is to offer a fleet of rental or lease units to you, the consumer, at a reasonable rate.

Just think of the possibilities! No maintenance, storage, insurance, or depreciation costs. Just a clean, stately, elegant vehicle always available, regardless of business fluctuations. For your convenience, you may also want to consider one of our low cost options, our guaranteed “just in time” delivery.

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[GrandPrix08]

Re: The Hyundai Genesis Hearse

It looks like a nice, photoshop chop. But, tbh, I like that concept frontend million times better then the current, production version.

 

[gentau]

Re: The Hyundai Genesis Hearse

Excellent. I had heard of the hearse; but I had no idea it would be ready for release by April 1st.

Hmmmmm, "heard of the hearse" has a certain ring to it...don't you think?

 

[Sal Collaziano]

Re: The Hyundai Genesis Hearse

Heard of the Hearse... Herd of the Hearse? It could probably make a good title for a song.

 

[GrandPrix08]

Re: The Hyundai Genesis Hearse

Or..... It could make a great April Fools Joke, if it is in fact a photoshop chop done by someone.

 

[gentau]

Re: The Hyundai Genesis Hearse

What a great sleeper that thing would make. I can only imagine the looks on the faces of my GTO buddies if I showed up at the drag strip with that chassis, a warmed over Tau V8, and a hidden nitrous oxide setup.

 

[Sal Collaziano]

This was only an April Fool's Day joke, so I'm moving it out of the new area (which displays on our front page).

 

[GrandPrix08]

I knew it was a joke, since it did look like a Photoshop chop, and even if they decided to do it, they would not use the concept's face now they have the production model ready.

 

[Sal Collaziano]

I knew it was a joke, since it did look like a Photoshop chop, and even if they decided to do it, they would not use the concept's face now they have the production model ready.

Very true.. Whoever worked on that photochop must have started awhile ago.