Well folks, it's been a blast, albeit short!
After another lengthy discussion with Genesis Customer Care, it was made clear to me that the decision to offer valet and/or loaners is 100% at the dealership's discretion.
When pressed about how Genesis North American markets the brand as including such services in order to compete with the likes of BMW, Infiniti, Lexus, Volvo, etc., their answer was that although that is the intention, it is still up to each individual dealer to support that.
I was sold on the brand and the experience, but the experience (false promises) was a deal breaker for me. Left the house Thursday morning in my G70 and returned in my 2020 Volvo S60 T6 Polestar.
Park Place in Dallas will be my preferred dealership and a family of dealerships I've done business with for past cars I've owned. They DO provide valet and DO provide loaners, even in current business climate and to test that theory, prior to buying, I called Park Place to schedule service and was offered a loaner with only 2 days heads up.
Will be listing my Spring Booster V3 from the G70 in the marketplace soon.
Cheers!