EXBMWGUY
Been here awhile...
I have two that I'll never forget.
It was 1990, and the Infiniti Q45 had just been released. The sales guy was a real character and wanted to demo some of the car's features before I moved over to the driver's seat. So the first thing he did was find a patch of glare ice in a parking lot near the dealer. Put it in gear and WOT - the car just sat there pretty motionless. Huge grin from this guy. Ok, I get it - traction control. Hmm. So from there, he goes to a deserted road that is straight as an arrow, level and dry. He pounds the throttle and we're over 100 and he takes both hands off the steering wheel and crams the brake pedal through the firewall. I'm still here to talk about it, so the car did pretty well. I loved the way the car drove, but hated the way it looked. Went straight to the Lexus dealer and bought an LS400.
Fast forward about 18-19 years. Went to the Maserati dealer and sat in a new Q. Sales rep was a woman. Attractive face, well-dressed, extreme widebody model (rep not car). She quickly wanted to start the car (inside on the dealership floor). I let her. Then, she softly quoted the advertising lyric Maserati had just started using, "the sound of a Maserati has been shown to raise a woman's testosterone level." I got a phone call at that instant and was able to safely exit the car.

It was 1990, and the Infiniti Q45 had just been released. The sales guy was a real character and wanted to demo some of the car's features before I moved over to the driver's seat. So the first thing he did was find a patch of glare ice in a parking lot near the dealer. Put it in gear and WOT - the car just sat there pretty motionless. Huge grin from this guy. Ok, I get it - traction control. Hmm. So from there, he goes to a deserted road that is straight as an arrow, level and dry. He pounds the throttle and we're over 100 and he takes both hands off the steering wheel and crams the brake pedal through the firewall. I'm still here to talk about it, so the car did pretty well. I loved the way the car drove, but hated the way it looked. Went straight to the Lexus dealer and bought an LS400.
Fast forward about 18-19 years. Went to the Maserati dealer and sat in a new Q. Sales rep was a woman. Attractive face, well-dressed, extreme widebody model (rep not car). She quickly wanted to start the car (inside on the dealership floor). I let her. Then, she softly quoted the advertising lyric Maserati had just started using, "the sound of a Maserati has been shown to raise a woman's testosterone level." I got a phone call at that instant and was able to safely exit the car.
